Home > ketawa (Jokes) > Cerita si kancil (the deer story)

Cerita si kancil (the deer story)

Pada suatu ketika, seekor kancil jantan sedang dikejar macan betina.

Sikancil berlari dengan cepat, dan si macan pun terus mengejarnya. Saking takutnya, si kancil masuk ke dalam semak-semak yang banyak akar pohon. Si macan mengejar juga kedalam semak-semak itu, tapi.. simacan terjepit oleh akar pohon dan tidak bisa keluar.  Si kancil sekarang ada di hadapan si macan betina,  haaahh….  aku makan kamu, kata si kancil jantan. Dengan cepat si kancil sudah berada di belakang  macan betina, lalu ia melompat ke atas pantat si macan.  hhhhmmm…… rasain lhuuu….  kena kamu…   kata si kancil, dan si kanci terus kabur.  Tiba-tiba anak macan datang,   ma………. mana  sikancil…    kancil-kancil…..  ayah gitu…  jawab si macan betina.

At one point, a male deer being chased by a tigress.
The deer ran swiftly, and the Tigers continued to chase him. I was so scared, the deer go into the bushes a lot of tree roots. The Tigers also pursued into the bush, but .. The tiger caught by tree roots and can not get out. The deer was now in front of the tigress, haaahh …. I eat you, says the deer   male. Quickly the deer was in the back of a tigress, and then he jumped on the tiger’s ass.hhhhmmm …… feel you know …. get your … said the deer, and the deer continue to blur.
Suddenly the tiger kids come, ma ……….  Where the deer …
deer-mouse deer …..  father so …  replied the female tiger.

Categories: ketawa (Jokes)
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: